Ideally you’ve got «goldilocks poops.»
A butt bounty that is true. Photo via Daily VICE.
Given simply how much we write on the subject only at VICE, you would think the basic principles of rectal intercourse had been well comprehended in both and out from the office. However the the reality is you can still find a huge amount of misconceptions and urban myths concerning the, uh, intricacies of butt material. […]